Annoying-Nation

You know you're from Luxembourg when... 1)you absolutely hate the Germans, although you constantly watch German TV, read German newspapers, listen to German music and know more about what's going on in Germany than in your home country. 2)you call lasagne & spaghetti meatballs "Pastaschutta". 3)your national football team makes it to the front page of your newspapers after they've won a game. Once every twelve years. 4)everyone's proud of your national football team after they lost 1:0 against Lithuania. 5)you love your Prime Minister, although you didn't vote for him. 6)you use articles with given names. 7)you think that your hands a

(( AGAIN MWAHAHA )) Dear Prussia: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm going to join the monastery. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me In your closet and I saw you Sit on My tomato plant. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand that That I get turned on easily. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that Will tell the authorities about Alcohol abuse. Greetings to your spouse, Luxembourg Who wrote this!? *throws it away*

(( *SPAZZ STEALS* I'm bored and I needed to make a new journal anyways OKAY. *slaps meme on journal* )) Answer on the comments: What if?~ ● I died: ● I kissed you: ● I fell: ● I lived next door to you: ● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: ● I stole something: ● I was murdered: ● I cried: ● I asked you to marry me: ● I was hospitalized: ~Would you~ ● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: ● Keep a secret if i told you one?: ● Hold my hand?: ● Study with me?: ● Cook for me?: ● Love me?: ● Date me?: ● Ha